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guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning

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Imaginary Girlfriend by JakeWolf from the album: Apple

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freqshow:

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Just found this :o

Sorry, im on my phone, for some reason i couldnt reblog it.

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I can tell a lot about a person by whether they prefer cats or dogs. Cats are anarchists, survialists. They can fend for themselves with or without you. They do what they want and need. They sleep 2/3 of every day. They don’t care. You don’t choose cats. Cats choose you. Dogs are authoritarians, enforcers. Either that or they are obedient sycophants seeking your gospel of approval. Some can fend for themselves with you, some can’t. They’re kind of decorative, like a bidet instead of a toilet. They either care about you or they hate your guts. You choose dogs. Dogs don’t choose you.

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universalequalityisinevitable:

To summarize, I have three cats for a fucking reason. They’re the ultimate “fuck you” pet. You don’t own them. At best, they either own you or no one owns anyone. “Pet” might not even be the right word. The dog who also lives with me was disowned by the younger of my two sisters. The poor bitch acts like a disowned dog. She’s sluggish, immovable, dejected. I’d love to help her if I could, but I prefer the “fuck you.”

this.

lol.

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